Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5105419-20131130141411/@comment-202.57.50.131-20140117063902

Maybe they're testing the Soul Translator thing and he accidentally got transported to Elder Tale (SAO came after LH by in-universe timeline)

Kirito confused as hell casually waltzes in a meeting between the Akiba Round Table and the Royalty of the Landers regarding raising their defenses against the demi-humans and got attacked by the guards. In retaliation, Kirito takes out the guards without killing them. The Landers ask help from the stronger Adventurers to take him. That was then Akatsuki was sent to attempt to subdue Kirito but to no avail due to Kirito's overwhelming bullet speed blocks Akatsuki's guillotine moves.

Crusty joins the fray and slows down a fatigued Kirito while Shiroe watches from a distance analyzing Kirito and how he handles dual-wielding differently from any Swashbuckler he's ever seen.

Deeming him a powerful ally, he enlists Kirito to help at the expense of helping him get a grasp of the Elder Tale world and possibly finding a way back to his own timeline.

Joining the fray, Kirito proves and unstoppable galeforce of badassery as he takes behemoths of demihumans down like giant balloon animals but is obviously weared down along the way due to Elder Tale having a different parameter than that of SAO resulting in him being vastly less of a blitzing meatshield and more of a blitzing not-meatshield, not to mention he has absolute zero teamwork.

With that, Shiroe assumes the role of general akin to that of Heathcliff during bossraids as he enters the guildhouse. Everyone drops jaws at the sight of too much testosterone as the 'Villain in Glasses' walks alongside the centerpiece of the plan, 'Gary fucking Stu'.

They take into account that Kirito moves faster than everyone save for assassins and is pretty squishy at that. He assigns Kirito to not enter the fray as frontliner until the boss fight to save them the trouble of healing him like a faucet does the dishes.

With the plan set in stone, the overwhelming testosterones set for their upcoming battle with Kirito training dudes and dudettes the way of the badass while Shiroe maniacally taps his glasses while creating complex team formations. Hilarity ensues while Kirito is dumbfounded by everyone he meets (Maybe he's being asked by Naotsugu about whether he's a closet or open pervert *cue knee to the face*, Treating Akatsuki as a member of the lower level kids and getting the shock of his life physically and mentally as he finds that she's older than him and getting weirded out by the likes of Marie and Rudy)

Battle ensues, adventurers dominate with Shiroe as helm and Kirito as big freaking sword. Kirito notes that the plan was the most brilliant thing he's ever seen since seeing Asuna in 16.5.

Reaching the boss of the demihumans, Shiroe is dumbfounded at how the boss is beyond everyone's expectations except Kirito because he's like that. Kirito advises that should anyone be dangerously low in health, they should fall back and that he'll lead the attack as a frontliner. Shiroe agrees and builds a plan around the epic shit Kirito spit out.

As they were getting more and more cornered by the boss and how it summons mobs everytime they kill it. Kirito decides to end it with an epic line and a whole lot of shrieking. Shiroe comes to the understanding and set the team to hold down the mobs while Kirito goes BAWS on the boss.

Under Shiroe's plan, glasses-tapping and all-round badassery, they make a whole big enough for Kirito's phallic symbol (aka sword) to pierce through and get it down with the boss.

Kirito then unloads a massive barrage of epicness on the boss like he did Asuna back in SAO, everyone jaw drops except Shiroe (his glasses drop) and stumbles in awe at how badass them phallic weapons of doom are when being thrusted at speeds they never knew possible.

Ending the boss with a Starburst Stream complete with the smoke and flashing lights, everyone yells in happiness at how they finally end the war between the Adventurers, Landers and the Demihumans.

Post-battle back at the guild house. Nyanta-hancho cooks up an epic meal time that leaves everyone especially Kirito wanting more. During the celebration, Shiroe gives Kirito an invitation to join the 'Log Horizon' guild (probably because there's only a few of them and Kirito's epic) with his mad scribing skills as a contract that in exchange for his services, they find a way to send him back.

Just as Kirito was about to accept the invitation with overflowing awesomeness, he disappears leaving everyone mindfucked and Shiroe urgently feeling the need to tap his glasses as he expected that to happen and took the chance to get Kirito to his side while he was there.

Back in Roponggi, Kirito awakens to the sight of Fukuoka, that sly bastard of a goverment employee and tells him that was a way epic simulation game he played. Too bad though that he finally was able to replicate Starburst outside SAO and he wasnt able to record it as an Original Sword Skill in ALO.

Kirito will be post-GunGale pre-Alicization Kirito with his phallic symbols (weapons), Liz's black longsword and Excalibur, his armor the closed coat (SAO Extra Edition) and his skills are...

Horizontal square, Vorpal Strike, Howling octave and mid-boss slaying, Starburst Stream.

In Elder Tale, due to possessing 2 swords, he is read by the game as Swashbuckler and therefore has matching stats except for his overleveled strength and underleveled health. He does not possess Swashbuckler skills as he has no knowledge of it and is unable to use it.

And that concludes my fanwanking for the SAO/LH crossover. Creators, moviemakers, fanfic makers, doujin makers, hell even if you make it in MS Paint, I dont care. Flesh out the bony story (not talking about bones) I wrote and make it happen please. I'll pay you an....

I O U (I Owe You) as thanks.

Peace,

Gemmysaur