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var Messages=[ 'has defeated the final boss. They have been automatically logged out.', 'died while attempting to battle against the Final Boss!', 'died humiliatingly to a Frenzy Boar on the first floor...', 'slipped and fell off of Aincrad', 'had their NerveGear unplugged and their brain fried.', 'got automatically logged out because the game is cleared.', 'has fallen into a deadly trap.', 'killed by a Ragout Rabbit because they forgot how to use Sword Skills.', 'got paralyzed while soloing and subsequently killed.', 'got PK-ed by Laughing Coffin.', 'was assaulted by Little Nepents after puncturing a seed.', 'has mistakenly drank a poison instead of potion', 'has got lost in the Forest of Wandering and got bullied by Drunken Apes.', 'got their equipment stolen by gremlins and ran into a powerful monster afterwards.', 'has been hit by the Death Gun.', 'died while protecting their guildmates', 'tried climbing the outer circumference of Aincrad and fell from a great height.', 'was logged out of the system due to a bug in the system.', 'found out Kayaba\'s ID and logged themselves out', 'sacrificed themselves to allow the Boss Raid Party to escape.', 'killed themselves because all of their Guild members were killed in front of them.', 'got a critical hit in PvP and the HP bar fell to 0.', 'has died due the Divine Stone of Returning Soul failing to activate in time', 'accidentally fell on the sharp end of their own weapon!', 'killed by friendly fire due to too many people using Sword Skills.', 'got punched out by a girl because they suggested Ethic Code Off.', 'had their sword broken by the boss while in an active Anti-Crystal field.', 'tried to get the Martial Arts skill, but got stuck with whiskers, so they killed themselves!', 'slipped while charging at the boss and landed headfirst in its way.', 'was actually an AI, and was deleted by Cardinal.', 'fell asleep in the middle of battle.', 'found a glitch in the game and got stuck in a wall before suffocating to death.', 'messed with a user and earned Dim1\'s wrath, survival chances: none', 'got swallowed up by a giant worm while searching for an inn in a deserted town and ended up in a high-level dungeon.', 'fell to The Great Void.', 'got killed with a Gift Grenade.', 'got squished by a Trembling Cow.', 'has successfully reached the top of World Tree.', 'got first place in the Bullet of Bullets.', 'managed to defeat Quinella in battle without getting their Fluctlight fried.', 'has successfully retrieved the Holy Sword Excaliber and saved everyone from Ragnarok.', 'got their Fluctlight hacked and was turned into an Integrity Knight.', 'used a gift grenade to end the Bullet of Bullets in a tie.','defeated the last Beast-type Evil God and accidentally caused Ragnarok.', 'died due to not treating their cold in time.', 'was found with rogue items in their inventory and was deleted by ALO administrators.', 'fell down into a lake in Legrue Corridor, and was killed by the monster.', 'failed their spells too much and depleted their own HP.', 'accidentally cut themselves with their own photon sword.', 'hit the altitude limit and fall from top of World Tree.', 'got a quest\'s progress bugged and got stuck in a flying house before jumping out.', 'had their Fluctlight collapse!', 'got freaked out after seeing an astral-type monster and had a heart attack.', 'didn\'t have enough sleep and fell unconscious while fighting a pack of Kobolds.', 'got paralyzed by gravity magic and forced to suffer an unbearable amount of pain.', 'fell into the lair of a powerful boss while wandering in a dungeon.', 'got sniped from a long distance while on their way home.', 'was assaulted by a madman with a minigun.', 'got backstabed with a photon sword while attempting to snipe another player.', 'used the Sacrifice spell to give the World Tree raiding party a chance to break through the guardians.', 'died after being impaled by multiple Guardians.', 'has successfully logged out, but ended up being an experimental subject in another game.', 'ran towards a horde of monsters and was killed violently.', 'died due to the Piercing Dot Continuous Damage effect.', 'was assassinated while sleeping.', 'received a deadly combo from Illfang the Kobold Lord.', 'got eaten by a plant monster while hunting for the Pneuma Flower.', 'was frozen by X\'rphan the White Wyrm.', 'was blown above a large hole by a blizzard attack and fell down to their demise.', 'overestimated their strength by entering a dungeon that was too hard for them.', 'lost in all-out PvP battle and died afterward.', 'had low health and was killed by a player practicing their knife throwing skills while on their way to town to get healing potions.', 'managed to solo the final boss with 1 HP left but then got hugged to death.', 'was sliced by a player after accidentally startling him around the corner in a dangerous area.', 'tried sleeping in a safe area of a dungeon, but after not being able to take the noise, ended up being killed along the way out of the dungeon while half-asleep.', 'tried camping a tower with a minigun but got killed by other players throwing in a plasma grenade into the room.', 'got killed by a monster due to suffering from a cold in real life and thus not being to focus on defending themselves.', 'was stung to death by many Wind Wasps.', 'suffered an instant kill hit from a boss monster while scouting its attack patterns.']; function randomExitEvent(img) {   var index = Math.floor(Math.random * Messages.length); var t=document.createElement("span");t.innerHTML = Messages[index]; img.parentElement.appendChild(t); }