Kirigaya Kazuto/Relationships

Asuna
ASUNA IS A PERSON

THIS PERSON IS SEXY

SHE LOVES EVERYONE

SADLY SHE DIED

THE END

Klein
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ICHIGO KUROSAKI
ICHIGO KUROSAKI IS BESTIES WITH NARUTO UZUMAKI!

THEY BOTH WORK AT THE GUILD FAIRY TAIL!

THEIR PET CAT HAPPY MADE BABIES WITH NASTU AND LUCY

NOW THEY HAVE LOTS OF BABIES THINGS THEY CALL CAPLES (CATS AND PEOPLES)

THEY SELL THEM ON EBAY FOR VERY CHEAP PRICES

Silica
Silica is a player that Kirito met when he was wandering around in the 35th Floor. When Silica asked him why is he being kind to her, he gave her a "manga-like" answer that she resembles his "sister". As they journey together, Silica begins to develop feelings for Kirito. After reviving Pina, she realizes that she can't follow Kirito to the front lines due to her level (as she was level 45, and Kirito was 78), although she still is happy to be able to meet him and they keep in touch by adding each other as friends, something Asuna later noted as rare due to Kirito being an antisocial solo player.

After the ALO incident, she goes to school with Kirito, Asuna, and Lisbeth. Both Silica and Lisbeth are in agreement to give both Kirito and Asuna space for one month before they make their individual moves on him. Though after seeing how close Asuna has gotten to Kirito (made him lunch at the time) they quickly regret their "pact".

Lisbeth
Lisbeth, a close friend of Asuna, was approached by Kirito for her blacksmithing skills (a referral from Asuna). Kirito requested a custom sword, and after he broke the best sword she had in stock, she forced him to accompany her in a quest to find the special ore required for the job. During the quest, due to his actions and his unexpected kindness and virtues, she develops feelings for Kirito. After the quest, she requests to become Kirito's personal blacksmith, hinting a romantic nature (which Kirito immediately realizes). She is devastated when she finds out that Kirito is Asuna's crush and there are mutual feelings between the two. Though her feelings were unrequited, she finds solace when Kirito tells her about the "Black Cats" and admits, for the first time after losing his guild, he had felt alive again when he was partying with her.

Despite initially giving Kirito to Asuna when the game is cleared, she knows right away that Kirito is the one who did it and among all the cheers she shouts out at the top of her lungs that she loves Kirito and that she swears they will meet up in the real world. Right after they meet in the real world, she becomes a regular player in ALO and frequently takes on quests with Kirito and his friends and takes up tasks of upgrading their equipment. She also goes to school with Kirito, Asuna, and Silica.

Sachi
this is sachi, sachi is actually sonich the hedgehog. sonic and mario enjoy making gay porn with eachother.

Yui
yui is yu and i put em' together and u get yui

Kayaba Akihiko
KIRITO LOVES HIM

YAY LETS MAKE BABIES KIRITO SAID

KIRITO LOVES AMKING BABIES WITH STRANGERS

YAY

SADLY KIRITO NOW HAS 7636788645 BABIES AND CAN NOT AFFORD RENT!

THEY NOW LIVE ON THE STREETS WITH THERE 7636788645 BABIES

SADLY HALF OF THE BABIES WERE EATEN BY KIRITO AND THE OTHER HALF WERE EATEN BY KAYABA.

NOW THEY HAVE NO BABIES :(

Leafa
SHE EXPLODES

Sin
FUCK EVERYONE!!!! I'M A DUCK!

Eugeo
Eugeo is Kirito's best friend, from when Kirito initially connected to Underworld. Kirito and Eugeo shared the same «Sacred Task» of cutting the «Gigas Cedar». They embark on a quest to go to the Mountain Range, where an unfortunate mishap occurs. Six years later (In Underworld Time), Kirito once again meets up with Eugeo (Neither having any memory of the other), where they once again team up to go find their long-lost friend, Alice.

Alice
Alice is one of Kirito's friends when Eugeo and Kirito were 11 years old. Later, after an accidental mishap during a quest to find ice, Alice was taken away from her village by an Integrity Knight to, supposedly, be tried and executed. However, seven years later, she appeared in a ghost-like form and tells Kirito that she is waiting for him.

It is later revealed that she has become an Integrity Knight, referring to herself as Alice Synthesis Thirty.

Sortiliena Serlut
Sortiliena is Kirito's senior in the Sword Mastery Academy, whom he acts as a valet for.

The two mostly had a relationship strictly platonic between a valet and an Elite Swordswoman. However, Sortiliena has shown to care for Kirito even more than that. When Kirito was challenged to spar against Uolo Levanteinn, she was more worried about the match than anything else. Also, despite what Kirito has said about trying to distance himself from other females, he personally grew special flowers to give to his mentor. The mere fact the she accepted them with tears in her eyes, as well as her reaction after the duel with Uolo, may lead to suggest she has stronger feelings for him.

Ronye Arabel
Ronye acts as Kirito's valet during his second year in the Sword Mastery Academy.

Nurse Aki
nurse aki is a nurse... she can do whatever the fuck she wants...

Kikuoka Seijirou
Kikuoka Seijirou is an investigator in the «SAO Case Victims Rescue Force» who Kirito was acquainted with. He has taken a personal interest in Kirito's abilities, thus uses the GGO incident to forge a relationship with him. Kirito does not trust him at all, since he never reveals the full truth, going so far as to tail him to another meeting. Kirito still feels grateful to him since he was the first one by Kirito when he woke up from SAO and was also the one who told him where Asuna and the others were located. Kirito seems to not hold Kikuoka in high regard, for multiple reasons such as his career as a bureaucrat, and suspicions of him having ulterior motives. Kirito even uses casual speech when addressing him, which would normally be considered very rude in Japanese culture. That said, Kirito has claimed to see him as highly skilled, and very competent; and not someone to be taken lightly.

Konno Yuuki
Kirito heard of the name Absolute Sword in the New ALO and had a fight with her when Yuuki was challenging others to street fights to find a player strong enough to challenge Floor Boss of New Aincrad to leave every one of her team members' name on the Monument of Swordsmen before her death. Although Kirito was a worthy opponent, he was defeated when he let his guard down to remark that Yuuki was living in the virtual world, thus Yuuki thought that Kirito could not help her to achieve their goal due to discovering that Yuuki was a Medicuboid user, even through his sword skills were strong enough. Some time later, after Asuna met Yuuki in hospital, Kirito managed to construct a system for her to let Yuuki go to school, among other places, like her old home, before her death a few months later.

Pina
Pina has a strange attraction to Kirito, as Pina is said to fly off of Silica's shoulder and curl up on Kirito's stomach whenever she came across him sleeping. It is noted that with Pina sleeping on Kirito's stomach and with Yui sleeping on Pina's feathers, the three of them stacked like a three layer cake on the rocking chair, a sort of magical hypnotic effect would be created. Even when Kirito is not sleeping, Pina is still attracted to him, like when Silica invited Kirito to a restaurant to celebrate her birthday, Pina became interested in Kirito's tart, even though Tamed Monsters are only supposed to be interested in food when fed by their tamer, and then curled up on his head.

Silver Crow
silver crow is a crow that is silver... hence the name...