Sword Art Online Timeline

2008

 * Kazuto is adopted by motherfucking homosexuals and he remembers seeing them have sex on his bed

2018

 * Kazuto finds out about his parents were gay so he couldn't have been made by them (unless his fucking mum had and sex change)

September/October

 * Asada Shino is involved in stripping IVAN DEN

May

 * The NerveGear is being a bitch fuck

August

 * The Sword Art Online started fucking people up making them depressed and suciding

September

 * The Sword Art Online Closed Beta got raped

November 6

 * Start of Sword Art Online Official Server Service.
 * Kirito shows Klein the ropes aka his penis
 * 17:30 Aincrad Standard Time - Kayaba Akihiko successfully traps no Players in the game i think hes mentally fucked
 * 213 people died because they were alive
 * Kirito parts ways with Klein and heads to Horny village
 * Kirito goes off to fuck asuna

After November 6

 * The guild Aincrad Liberation Force was started and was useless cos it was actually playboy magazine

December

 * Suguha finds out about his penis
 * 0 people had died from playing Sword Art Online. Of this number is so scary
 * The top class proto-front-lines group is barely level -1000 on average.

December 2

 * Kirito meets Asuna. and rapes her mentally
 * The First Floor Boss was a puppy

December 3

 * Diabel's party finds the dick
 * The second First Floor Boss Strategy Meeting was held. Asuna temporarily joins Kirito's porno class
 * Asuna borrows Kirito's bathroom to mastrubate

December 4

 * 10:00 Aincrad Standard Time - The First Floor Boss Raid Group bangs together
 * Kirito deals the Last Attack on Illfang the Kobold Lord. He gains the Coat of NIGERNESS
 * The term Beater was fucked
 * Kirito opens the teleport gate to the second floor IT WAS A TRAP
 * Kirito mastrubates

December 7

 * Kirito completes the acquisition quest for raping

December 8

 * Asuna forces Kirito to help her get a sex change
 * Kirito is Level 0.1

December 14

 * The second floor boss is still alive
 * Asuna and Kirito party together. With Kirito's help, Asuna defeats the nobody

2023

 * Konno Yuuki begins using the MediCuboid.

April

 * Kirito joins the guild Black Cats of the Full Moon.
 * Lead Group makes it through the 28th Floor, according to the Weekly Argo newspaper.

May

 * Creation of AmusSphere and ALfheim Online.

June

 * Death of the Black Cats of the Full Moon.

October-November

 * Kirito acquires the unique skill "Dual Blades".

November

 * Suguha joins ALO.

December
December 24
 * Kirito defeats the event boss, Nicholas The Renegade.
 * Kirito receives a Timer-Activated Message Record Crystal from Sachi.
 * Front line is at 47th Floor.

January

 * Birth of the red guild "Laughing Coffin" (January 2024, SAO).
 * Kirito acquires the sword Elucidator from a rare drop.

February

 * Volume 2 - "Black Swordsman".
 * Front Line is at 55th Floor.

6 March

 * ME1 - "The Progressers".
 * 56th Floor Boss Strategy Meeting
 * Duel between Asuna and Kirito; Kirito is Level 71.

7 March

 * 57th Floor is reached

April

 * Serious meeting between Asuna and Kirito.
 * Volume 8 - "A Murder Case in the Area".
 * Front Line is at 59th Floor.

June

 * Volume 2 - "Warmth of the Heart".
 * Kirito acquired the sword "Dark Repulser".
 * Front Line is at 63rd Floor.

August

 * Gaiden - "Sound of Water, Sound of Hammer".
 * Front Line is at 70th Floor.
 * Coalition against "Laughing Coffin".
 * 74th Floor of Aincrad.

September

 * ME4 - "Cold Hand, Warm Heart".

October

 * Volume 3 - Beginning of Prologue.
 * Volumes 1, 2 - Prologue.
 * Volume 1 - Chapter 1.
 * Volume 1 - End of Chapter 4.
 * Volume 1 - Chapters 5-12.

9 October

 * Front liners actively begin exploring the 74th Floor.

18 October

 * Kuradeel challenges Kirito to a duel
 * The Gleam Eyes is defeated; 75th Floor of Aincrad is reached.

19 October

 * Kirito meets Heathcliff and they agree to duel.
 * Volume 1 - Chapter 12

20 October

 * Kirito duels with Heathcliff and loses; Kirito joins the "Knights of Blood".
 * Volume 1 - Chapter 13.

22 October

 * Kirito meets with Godfree and Kuradeel to train in the 55th Floor dungeon
 * Kirito proposes marriage to Asuna
 * Gaiden - Chapter 16.5.
 * Volume 1 - Chapters 14-16.

24 October

 * Kirito and Asuna request leave from the Knights of the Blood.
 * "The Day Before", Kirito, Asuna and Argo took the "Wirzard of Oz" side quest. After that, they get married on this day.

25 October

 * Kirito and Asuna move into their new home on the 22nd Floor.

26-29 October

 * ME6 - "Algade Showdown".

30 October

 * Kirito and Asuna encounter Yui
 * Volume 2 - "Morning Dew Girl".

31 October

 * Kirito and Asuna travel to Starting City with Yui; they encounter Sasha and the orphanage

November

 * Volume 1 - Chapters 17-19.

November 1

 * Kirito and Asuna are approached by Yulier. They enter the dungeon under Black Iron Castle.
 * Yui is erased by Cardinal, but not before Kirito saves the data.

November 2

 * Kirito and Asuna leave Starting City and return to the 22nd Floor.

November 3

 * Kirito meets Nishida and fucks her hard, and he comes in her twice
 * they made kirishida

November 6

 * Kirito and Nishida successfully manage to fuck

November 7

 * Volume 1 - Chapters 20-24.
 * 10:00 AM: Kirito and Asuna report at Grandum
 * 1:00 PM: Raid party departs for the 75th Floor Dungeon
 * ~2:20 PM: The Skull Reaper is defeated
 * 2:55 PM: Kirito defeats Heathcliff; Sword Art Online is Cleared
 * SAO Deleted.
 * Volume 1 - Chapter 25.
 * End of Aincrad.
 * Volume 3 - End of Prologue.

January

 * ME5 - "Salvia".
 * Volume 3 - Chapter 1.
 * Volumes 3-4 - Chapters 2-5.
 * "Excaliber" found.
 * Volume 4 - Chapters 6, 7.
 * Volume 4 - Chapter 8.
 * Creation of "Seed".
 * Sugou Nobuyuki Arrested.
 * ALO Suspended.

March

 * Akihiko Kayaba's whereabouts.

April

 * Gun Gale Online Created

May

 * Volume 4 - Chapter 9.
 * End of Fairy Dance.

June

 * Meeting between Shinkawa Kyouji and Asada Shino.
 * Shino joined GGO.
 * Shino acquired "Ultima Ratio Hecate II".

August

 * 1st “Bullet of Bullets”.

October

 * 2nd “Bullet of Bullets”.

November

 * Volume 5 - Prologue.
 * "Death Gun" Murders.

December
Volume 6 - Chapter 12.
 * Volume 5 - Chapters 1, 2.
 * Volume 5 - Chapter 3.
 * Volume 5 - Chapters 4-6.
 * 3rd “Bullet of Bullets”.
 * Volume 5 - Chapter 7.
 * Volume 6 - Chapter 7.2.
 * Volume 6 - Chapters 8-10.
 * Volume 6 - Chapters 11.
 * Volume 6 - Chapter 13.
 * Volume 6 - Chapters 14, 15.
 * The Shinkawa Brothers are arrested.
 * Atsushi Kanemoto escapes.
 * Volume 6 - Chapter 16.
 * The Phantom Bullet meet their end.

December 16th

 * Sinon joined ALO.

December 28th

 * Volume 8 - "Caliber".
 * Kirito acquired the sword "Excaliber".
 * Lisbeth acquired the hammer "Mjölnir".

December 31st

 * Silica Side Story: A Spot of Sunshine in the Winter

January

 * Volume 7 begins.

April

 * Volume 7 ends.
 * End of Mother's Rosario
 * Accel World Volume 10 - "Versus"

May 18th

 * ME3 - "Ceramic Heart".

June

 * Volume 9 - Alicization Beginning.
 * Volume 10 - Alicization Running.
 * Gaiden - "Cradle of the Moon".

August

 * Gaiden - "There is but one Ultimate way".