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var LeaveMessages=[ '$1 has defeated the final boss. They have been automatically logged out.', '$1 died while attempting to battle against the Final Boss!', '$1 died humiliatingly to a Frenzy Boar on the first floor...', '$1 slipped and fell off of Aincrad', '$1 had their NerveGear unplugged and their brain fried.', '$1 got automatically logged out because the game is cleared.', '$1 has fallen into a deadly trap.', '$1 killed by a Ragout Rabbit because they forgot how to use Sword Skills.', '$1 got paralyzed while soloing and subsequently killed.', '$1 got PK-ed by Laughing Coffin.', '$1 was assaulted by Little Nepents after puncturing a seed.', '$1 has mistakenly drank a poison instead of potion', '$1 has got lost in the Forest of Wandering and got bullied by Drunken Apes.', '$1 got their equipment stolen by gremlins and ran into a powerful monster afterwards.', '$1 has been hit by the Death Gun.', '$1 died while protecting their guildmates', '$1 tried climbing the outer circumference of Aincrad and fell from a great height.', '$1 was logged out of the system due to a bug in the system.', '$1 found out Kayaba\'s ID and logged themselves out', '$1 sacrificed themselves to allow the Boss Raid Party to escape.', '$1 killed themselves because all of their Guild members were killed in front of them.', '$1 got a critical hit in PvP and the HP bar fell to 0.', '$1 has died due the Divine Stone of Returning Soul failing to activate in time', '$1 accidentally fell on the sharp end of their own weapon!', '$1 killed by friendly fire due to too many people using Sword Skills.', '$1 got punched out by a girl because they suggested Moral Code Removal.', '$1 had their sword broken by the boss while in an active Anti-Crystal field.', '$1 tried to get the Martial Arts skill, but got stuck with whiskers, so they killed themselves!', '$1 slipped while charging at the boss and landed headfirst in its way.', '$1 was actually an AI, and was deleted by Cardinal.', '$1 fell asleep in the middle of battle.', '$1 found a glitch in the game and got stuck in a wall before suffocating to death.', '$1 messed with a user and earned Dim1\'s wrath, survival chances: none', '$1 got swallowed up by a giant worm while searching for an inn in a deserted town and ended up in a high-level dungeon.', '$1 fell to The Great Void.', '$1 got killed with a Gift Grenade.', '$1 got squished by a Trembling Cow.', '$1 has successfully reached the top of World Tree.', '$1 got first place in the Bullet of Bullets.', '$1 managed to defeat Quinella in battle without getting their Fluctlight fried.', '$1 has successfully retrieved the Holy Sword Excalibur and saved everyone from Ragnarok.', '$1 got their Fluctlight hacked and was turned into an Integrity Knight.', '$1 used a gift grenade to end the Bullet of Bullets in a tie.','defeated the last Beast-type Evil God and accidentally caused Ragnarok.', '$1 died due to not treating their cold in time.', '$1 was found with rogue items in their inventory and was deleted by ALO administrators.', '$1 fell down into a lake in Legrue Corridor, and was killed by the monster.', '$1 failed their spells too much and depleted their own HP.', '$1 accidentally cut themselves with their own photon sword.', '$1 hit the altitude limit and fall from top of World Tree.', '$1 got a quest\'s progress bugged and got stuck in a flying house before jumping out.', '$1 had their Fluctlight collapse!', '$1 got freaked out after seeing an astral-type monster and had a heart attack.', '$1 didn\'t have enough sleep and fell unconscious while fighting a pack of Kobolds.', '$1 got paralyzed by gravity magic and forced to suffer an unbearable amount of pain.', '$1 fell into the lair of a powerful boss while wandering in a dungeon.', '$1 got sniped from a long distance while on their way home.', '$1 was assaulted by a madman with a minigun.', '$1 got backstabed with a photon sword while attempting to snipe another player.', '$1 used the Sacrifice spell to give the World Tree raiding party a chance to break through the guardians.', '$1 died after being impaled by multiple Guardians.', '$1 has successfully logged out, but ended up being an experimental subject in another game.', '$1 ran towards a horde of monsters and was killed violently.', '$1 died due to the Piercing Dot Continuous Damage effect.', '$1 was assassinated while sleeping.', '$1 received a deadly combo from Illfang the Kobold Lord.', '$1 got eaten by a plant monster while hunting for the Pneuma Flower.', '$1 was frozen by X\'rphan the White Wyrm.', '$1 was blown above a large hole by a blizzard attack and fell down to their demise.', '$1 overestimated their strength by entering a dungeon that was too hard for them.', '$1 lost in all-out PvP battle and died afterward.', '$1 had low health and was killed by a player practicing their knife throwing skills while on their way to town to get healing potions.', '$1 managed to solo the final boss with 1 HP left but then got hugged to death.', '$1 was sliced by a player after accidentally startling him around the corner in a dangerous area.', '$1 tried sleeping in a safe area of a dungeon, but after not being able to take the noise, ended up being killed along the way out of the dungeon while half-asleep.', '$1 tried camping a tower with a minigun but got killed by other players throwing in a plasma grenade into the room.', '$1 got killed by a monster due to suffering from a cold in real life and thus not being to focus on defending themselves.', '$1 was stung to death by many Wind Wasps.', '$1 suffered an instant kill hit from a boss monster while scouting its attack patterns.'];

$(document).ready(function {   // Change the exit message every half second.    setInterval(function { // Select a random message var rand = Math.floor(Math.random * LeaveMessages.length); wgMessages["chat-user-parted"] = LeaveMessages[rand]; //Leaving this here in case. mw.messages.values["chat-user-parted"] = LeaveMessages[rand]; }, 500); //Wait half a second (500 miliseconds) before calling this again. });