User:Asunon

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Just an avid SAO fan from Montana. No, we do not ride horses everywhere. Even though we DO still have saloons where tall, rugged men get into gunfights over women with their six-shooters, we've long since upgraded to Subarus.

Made a few changes on some pages, then figured I ought to create an account so people know who's editing it. If I mess up anything or if it just doesn't make sense, feel free to fix it. Also, if I say something retarded, feel free to tell me to fuck off!

I'm hesistant to watch any other animes after SAO. It's like this with every anime I watch. I feel like I'm cheating on my favorite anime if I watch another and start developing feelings for it. It makes me feel like I've abandoned any previous animes I've watched, or the current one I'm infatuated with. I literally have committment issues over anime. Somebody help me, please.

If anybody wants to know my experience with anime, I guess I'll list them here.

Obviously SAO, my favorite. Asuna is the best character. This is non-negotiable. The biggest reason I love SAO, as shallow as it sounds, is the fact that Kirito is entirely devoted to just Asuna. It could have so easily been a harem, what with Silica, Sachi, Sinon, Leafa, and Lisbeth all being adorable, but it isn't (even though it slightly still is). Kirito loves Asuna, and nobody else. That is why this anime is so important to me. I'm a hopeless romantic, and just thinking about those lovebirds makes me sigh dreamily. Can't stop writing fanfiction for it, either. I need help.

Bleach.The first anime I ever truly watched with devotion, and will likely resume being my favorite anime in several months, despite how hard I'm trying to stay loyal to SAO. I'm actually fortunate enough that I caught the dubbed release in America on the original airing of the second episode, years and years ago. I don't read the manga, and I'm currently waiting for them to reboot the anime. I truly, truly adore this show. It is one of my all time favorites, and I don't think anything could ever possibly change that <3

One Piece. I followed the weekly episodes for over three years, to episode 541, then stopped. It's just too slow. It's such a good show, and the characters are all so, so lovable, but it's just hard to watch. It makes DBZ look fast paced.

Dragonball Z. Hard to watch all the way through because of pacing issues, and it's basically a shitfest of "I'm stronger than you, I win," "Shit, I lost," *trains vigorously* "There we go, now I'm stronger than them. I win," but it's still very enjoyable.

Azumanga Daioh. I only list this because I actually have watched it, but I remember exactly zero things about it, aside from the one girl with the boobs getting made fun of for being "American". It's been years since I've seen this one.

Death Note. I didn't even finish this anime, it's so bad. They killed off L, and upon realizing their grievous error, literally tried to replace him with a goddamn placebo character that looked and acted exactly like him. It's like they wanted it to be dramatic, but didn't want to lose their best character. They don't know how to use tragedy effectively. Also, Light Yagami is a fucking psychopath.

High School of the Dead. Good and I loved it, but it's just a fan-service fest combined with zombies. Overall, a cash crop to make money off of idiots who bought into it. Not me, though, because I definitely did not buy the overpriced DVD version of the anime.

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. Absolutely hilarious, really enjoyed it. Lacks any real substance, but with its total lack of class, it just doesn't need substance. Somewhat suffers from "Last episode is ultra serious after being entirely noncommittal the entire series," syndrome.

Clannad. Really good. Very, very tragic anime, which I absolutely love. The only issue I have is the recycled physical design of the characters. They're all the same, except with different hair and some have boobs.

Hellsing Ultimate. I still don't understand what the hell happened in this anime... but I liked it.

Rosario + Vampire. The most disappointing harem anime ever. Enjoyable, but Tsukune's unwillingness to devote himself to one of the multiple women around him ruins it for me. And it suffers from "Last episode is ultra serious after just being a fan-service jokefest the entire anime," syndrome.

Soul Eater. Very good show overall, but had lots of immature, cringey humor. Also, the ending was stupid. I hate the whole "the kids can do shit that the adults can't" dynamic, and this show is loaded with it. I mean come on. One of the characters is literally the god of death, yet the kids beat an enemy he couldn't.

Omamori Himari  (Oh my god, somebody made a wiki for this dumb show). It's been years since I've seen this show. I remember nothing except fan-service and the fact that it suffers from "Last episode is ultra serious after a laidback show," syndrome.

.Hack: Legend of the Twilight. Not the anime, actually, but the manga. I loved it.

Baldr Force EXE. I remember very little about this anime. Exploding heads is all I remember, at all. Come to think of it, SAO is kind of like the lovechild of .Hack and Baldr Force EXE, but twice as good as both of them combined.

Rune Soldier (No wikia, thank god). This anime sucked, I think, but it's been YEARS since I've seen it. I remember almost nothing about it, aside from punch everything.

I've watched others; I know I have. But I can't think of them right now. I'll list any that I think of later.

Edit for animes I remembered after making this list: 

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. I don't know how I forgot about this show while making this list. I don't. I just don't. There's a fucking poster of it right next to my head right now. How did I forget this one? Whatever. Really good show, shouldn't have broken Yoko's heart though. That was mean and unnecessary. But in any case, this is a really good show. Watch it, you'll enjoy it.

Last Exile. No matter how many times I try to get myself into this show, I can't. I've seen the first... I don't know, ten episodes or so? Up to that race they have in that giant cave. I don't understand this anime nor can I remain interested in it.

Baka and Test. Absolutely hilarious! It's right up there in hilarity next to Panty and Stocking. Loved this show. It, thankfully, doesn't suffer from "the last episode is super serious" syndrome. Has one of the hottest traps ever.

Angel Beats. It was a pretty good show. Loaded with feels, but not more than SAO. It's been years since I've seen it, so I don't remember most of it... Just that it's sad. Also, Crow Song is one of my most favorite anime songs ever. Go watch it right now!

Strawberry Panic. So disappointing... Poor Yaya and Tamao!

Sakura Trick. BEST YURI OF ALL FREAKING TIME. This is not up for debate. Haruka X Mitsuki FO LYFE.

I also play lots of video games! I'm not gonna link any, but here are my favorites, if somebody is honestly reading this garbage:

Fallout 3 & New Vegas (favorite games evah), Dark Souls, Dark Souls II (FUCK Demon's Souls, hard as shit), The Last of Us, Shadow of the Colossus, most Halo games save for Reach, Dragonball Raging Blast 2, Borderlands 2, Skyrim, SupCom 2, Halo Wars (OMG this game is fun), Just Cause 2 (ALSO fun as shit), GTA games, Civ 5 (unfairly addictive), Grid 1 & 2, Dead Space 1 & 3 (2 is too scary! >.<), Gears of War 2 & 3, Mass Effect trilogy, Red Dead Redemption, and I think that's it...