Thread:Gsimenas/@comment-26518341-20150623122918/@comment-6697950-20150623133633

KiritoxAsunaNumber1FanLover wrote: It's even worse and seems like the person who translated it just typed a bunch of text that doesn't make sense most of the time.

Sounds like Google Translate to me. As I said, no one has actually translated the web novel, so the "English" version you have must be a machine translation.